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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 7:31:41 GMT
Post by Wyatt Matthew Halliwell on Nov 18, 2006 7:31:41 GMT
I stepped on the stage. As the music started a grabbed the mic. I began to sing with the music. As I did I danced. You burden me with your questions You'd have me tell no lies You're always asking what it's all about But don't listen to my replies You say to me I don't talk enough But when I do I'm a fool These times I've spent, I've realized I'm going to shoot through And leave you
The things, you say Your purple prose just gives you away The things, you say You're unbelievable
You burden me with your problems By telling me more than mine I'm always so concerned With the way you say You've always go to stop To think of us being one Is more than I ever know But this time, I realize I'm going to shoot through And leave you
Seemingly lastless, don't mean You can ask us Pushing down the relative Bringing out your higher self Think of the fine times Pushing down the better few Instead of bringing out the clues To what the world and everything anger to Brace yourself with the grace of ease I know this world ain't what it seems.
What the fuck was that It's unbelievable
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 7:35:01 GMT
Post by Pheobe Halliwell Turner on Nov 18, 2006 7:35:01 GMT
I ripped the mic from Wyatt and with a bottle of Absinthe in my hand I sang. Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know! So Don't Tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping, But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! (X3) So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know!
Don't tell Scotty!
I can't believe he's so trusting, While I'm right behind you thrusting. Fiona's got him on the phone, And she's trying not to moan. It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3) So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
We'll put on a show! Everyone will go! Scotty doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lot Why not? It's so cool when you're on top! His front lawn in the snow Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know!(X4)
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty won't know! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty's gotta know! Gotta tell Scotty! Gotta tell him myself! Scotty doesn't know! (X10)
[Chant] Scotty doesn't know! (x7) [Chant] SCOTTY'S GOTTA GO!
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 7:41:29 GMT
Post by Wyatt Matthew Halliwell on Nov 18, 2006 7:41:29 GMT
I took the mic back. "As I was saying," Clock strikes upon the hour and the sun begins to fade Still enough time to figure out how to chase my blues away
I've done alright up till now it's the light of day that shows me how And when the night falls loneliness calls
Oh I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Oh I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me
I've been in love and lost my senses spinning through the town Sooner or later the fever ends and I wind up feeling down
I need a man who'll take a chance on a love that burns hot enough to last So when the night falls my lonely heart calls
Oh I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Oh I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat Yeah I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me (Somebody who somebody who)somebody who loves me (Somebody who somebody who)to hold me in his arms I need a man who'll take a chance on a love that burns hot enough to last So when the night falls my lonely heart calls
Oh I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Oh I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Yeah Don’t you wanna dance with me baby Don’t you wanna dance with me boy Don’t you wanna dance with me baby
with somebody who loves me
don't you wanna dance say you wanna dance don't you wanna dance... x3 uh-huh with somebody who loves me
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:01:32 GMT
Post by Wyatt Matthew Halliwell on Nov 18, 2006 8:01:32 GMT
I'm bringing sexy back Them other boys don't know how to act I think you're special whats behind your back So turn around and ill pick up the slack. Take em' to the bridge Dirty babe You see these shackles Baby I'm your slave I'll let you whip me if I misbehave It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take em' to the chorus
Come here girl Go ahead, be gone with it Come to the back Go ahead, be gone with it VIP Go ahead, be gone with it Drinks on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you're working with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those hips Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it Go ahead child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it
[X6]
Get your sexy on
I'm bringing sexy back Them other boys don't know how to act Come let me make up for the things you lack Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast Take em' to the bridge
I'm bringing sexy back Them other boys watch while I attack If that's your girl you better watch your back Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact
Take em' to the chorus
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:09:56 GMT
Post by Pheobe Halliwell Turner on Nov 18, 2006 8:09:56 GMT
I shoved Wyatt aside, drink from my bottle and sing! Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress? Then think of what you did And how I hope to God he was worth it. When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin. I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat? No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off? (Let's pick up, pick up)
Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick. I hope you didn't expect that you'd get all of the attention. Now let's not get selfish Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
Dance to this beat Dance to this beat Dance to this beat
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat? No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls Dance to this beat So testosterone boys and harlequin girls Dance to this beat And hold a lover close Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster [/center]
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:17:13 GMT
Post by Wyatt Matthew Halliwell on Nov 18, 2006 8:17:13 GMT
I, I’m driving black on black Just got my license back I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track I’ll ask polite if the devil needs a ride Because the angel on my right ain’t hanging out with me tonight I’m driving past your house while you were sneaking out I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run Your mom don’t know that you were missing She’d be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I’ve been kissing Screamin’
[CHORUS] No, we’re never gonna quit Ain’t nothing wrong with it Just acting like we’re animals No, no matter where we go ‘Cause everybody knows We’re just a couple of animals
So come on baby, get in Get in, just get in Check out the trouble we’re in
You’re beside me on the seat Got your hand between my knees And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze It’s hard to steer when you’re breathing in my ear But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears By now, no doubt that we were heading south I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth ‘Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch I’m screamin’
[CHORUS]
So come on baby, get in Get in, just get in Look at the trouble we’re in
We were parked out by the tracks We’re sitting in the back And we just started getting busy When she whispered “what was that?” The wind, I think ’cause no one else knows where we are And that was when she started screamin’ “That’s my dad outside the car!” Oh please, the keys, they’re not in the ignition Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions I guess they knew that she was missing As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing Screamin’
[CHORUS]
So come on baby, get in We’re just a couple of animals Get in, just get in Ain’t nothing wrong with it Check out the trouble we’re in Get in, just get in I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:19:06 GMT
Post by Pheobe Halliwell Turner on Nov 18, 2006 8:19:06 GMT
Let me tell ya Bout the night I wanna have Gonna show ya How you're gonna make it last Are you ready? When I'm takin it too fast Just for me what I need And release a part of me
So tonight (all night) Gonna take you on a ride And you better make it right Cos tonight (all night) There's only one thing on my mind And you'll find out just in time
If you knew (if you really knew) Just what the night has got in store for you (you wouldn't leave) You wouldn't leave the room until I am through (I'm tired of being under) I'm tired of being undercover (It's time) It's time to be your lover So get down with me
Let me know What is going through your mind Does it show How I'm feeling deep inside Hold me close Now that you know how it goes We can do it again And this night will never end
So tonight (all night) Gonna take you on a ride (take you on a ride) Oh, you're gonna make it right Cos tonight (ooh) There's only one thing on my mind And you're gonna find out tonight
If you knew (if you knew) Just what the night has got in store for you (you wouldn't wanna leave) You wouldn't leave the room until I am through (Until I was done with you and we were through) I'm tired of being undercover (it's time) It's time to be your lover So get down with me
Now that we have been together for a night (now that, together for a night) It's time that you and I to say goodbye (it's time, say goodbye) Don't try to hold on to this moment (to hold on to this moment) Cos when you wake up I'll be gone, yeah, yeah-yeah
If you knew (if you knew) Just what the night has got in store for you (ah, just what the night has got instore) You wouldn't leave the room until I am through (til I am through, no-no, no) I'm tired of being undercover (I don't wanna be) It's time to be your lover (now it's time to be) So get down with me
If you knew (Now it's time to get down with me, now it's time to get down with me) Just what the night has got in store for you (Now it's time to get down with me) You wouldn't leave the room until I am through (Now it's time to get down, now it's time to get down with me) I'm tired of being undercover (Now it's time to get down with me, now it's time to get down with me) It's time to be your lover (Now it's time to get down with me) So get down with me
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:20:34 GMT
Post by Wyatt Matthew Halliwell on Nov 18, 2006 8:20:34 GMT
Oh baby baby, oh baby baby
Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know That something wasnt right here Oh baby baby, I shouldnt have let you go And now youre out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Tell me baby cuz I need to know now, oh because
Chorus My loneliness is killin me (and I) I must confess I still believe (still believe) When Im not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign, hit me baby one more time!
Oh baby baby, the reason I breathe is you Boy youve got me blinded Oh pretty baby, theres nothin that I wouldnt do Thats not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be Tell me baby cuz I need to know now, oh because
Chorus
Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know Oh pretty baby, I shouldnt have let you go I must confess that my loneliness Is killin me now Dont you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign, hit me baby one more time
Chorus
I must confess (my loneliness) that my loneliness (is killing me) is killing me now (I must confess) dont you (I still believe) know I still believe That you will be here (I lose my mind) And give me a sign... Hit me baby one more time!
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:22:57 GMT
Post by Pheobe Halliwell Turner on Nov 18, 2006 8:22:57 GMT
Naivety and childhood left behind deprived of the goodness of mankind, past encounters have made her strong, strong enough to carry on and on, Undress you with her eyes, uncover the truth from the lies, Strip you down don't need to care, lights are low exposed and bare Naked Nothing but a smile upon her face Naked She wants to play seek and hide, no-one to hide behind Naked This child has fallen from grace Naked Don't be afraid to stare she is only naked She knows exactly what to do with men like you, Inside out in her mind there's no doubt where you're coming from mystery will turn you on. Undress you with her eyes, uncover the truth from the lies, Strip you down don't need to care, lights are low exposed and bare Naked Nothing but a smile upon her face Naked She wants to play seek and hide, no-one to hide behind Naked This child has fallen from grace Naked Don't be afraid to stare she is only naked (A conversation between Emma and the mystery man) Hello, its me I thought you'd understand Well maybe I should have kept my mouth shut I keep seeing such a pretty picture I'd rather be hated than pitied Maybe I should have left it to your imagination I just want to be me This angel's dirty face is sore, holding on to what she had before. Not sharing secrets with any old fool, now she's gonna keep her cool She wants to get naked She wants to get naked Naked Nothing but a smile upon her face Naked She wants to play seek and hide, no-one to hide behind Naked This child has fallen from grace Naked Don't be afraid to stare she is only naked [/center]
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:25:27 GMT
Post by Pheobe Halliwell Turner on Nov 18, 2006 8:25:27 GMT
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
What do you think about that now you know how I feel, Say you can handle my love are you for real, I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends), Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around (uh uh). Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover. [/i]
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:26:03 GMT
Post by Wyatt Matthew Halliwell on Nov 18, 2006 8:26:03 GMT
I am a stripper Unzip your zipper Look at me baby I'll drive you crazy ... (come on, give it to me baby...) Desire in your eyes Your blood is on fire I'm here to tease you Ready to please you My skin is burning My body's yearning 'Cause I'm a stripper Unzip your zipper (give it to me baby, come on!...) Intro] One two three uh!
[Verse One - Andre 3000] My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so And this I know for shooo.. Uh, But does she really wanna But can't stand to see me Walk out the dooor.. Don't try to fight the feelin' Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww.. Uh, thank god for mom and dad For sticking two together 'Cause we don't know hooowww... UH!
[Chorus:] Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
[Verse Two - Andre 3000] You think you've got it Ohh, you think you've got it But got it just don't get it Till' there's nothing at AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaallllll.. We get together Ohh, we get together But seperate's always better when there's feelings InvooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOlved If what they say is "Nothing is forever" Then what makes, Then what makes, Then what makes Then what makes, Then what makes LOOVVEEE? (Love exception) So why you, why you Why you, why you, why you are we so in denial When we know we're not happy heeeerrreeee... Y'all don't want me here you just wanna dance
[Chorus] Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (Don't want to meet your daddy, OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just want you in my Caddy OHH OH) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH, don't want to meet yo' mama OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just wan't to make you cumma OHH OH) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (I'm, OHH OH I'm, OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (I'm just being honest OHH OH, I'm just being honest)
[Bridge - Andre 3000] Hey, alright now Alright now fellas, (YEAH!) Now what's cooler than bein' cool? (ICE COLD!) I can't hear ya' I say what's cooler than bein' cool? (ICE COLD!) whooo... Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, Ok now ladies, (YEAH!) And we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin' Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior Lend me some suga', I am your neighbor ahh here we go! Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH) Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH) Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake it Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it (Shake it Suga') shake it like a Poloroid Picture
[Verse Three - Andre 3000 (Repeating "Shake it" in background)] Now while Beyonce's and Lucy Lui's And baby dolls, get on the floor (Get on the floor) You know what to dooo.. You know what to dooo.. You know what to do!
[Chorus] Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Uh oh, Hey Ya) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Uh, uh, OHH OH) Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH) Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 8:28:13 GMT
Post by Pheobe Halliwell Turner on Nov 18, 2006 8:28:13 GMT
La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la
When your feelin', Sad and lone We will take you, Where you gotta go Smilin' and dancin', Everything is free All you need is positivity Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!
Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight!
La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la
Yellow man in Timbuktu, Colour for both me and you Kung fu fighting, Dancing queen Tribal spaceman and all that's in between Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!
Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! Flamenco, Lambada But hip hop is harder We moonwalk the foxtrot Then polka the salsa
Shake it shake it shake it, haka! Shake it shake it shake it, haka!
Arriba!!!
Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! [/i]
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Karoke
Nov 18, 2006 23:40:12 GMT
Post by Pheobe Halliwell Turner on Nov 18, 2006 23:40:12 GMT
"Absinthe plus kareoke equals some pretty fucked up shit."
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Karoke
Nov 19, 2006 3:26:09 GMT
Post by Piper Halliwell-Wyatt on Nov 19, 2006 3:26:09 GMT
I walk up to the stage, completly shit faced, grabb the mike from my sister and started singing (terribly off key i might add) I hate the world today You're so good to me I know but I can't change Tried to tell you But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet Yesterday I cried Must have been relieved to see The softer side I can understand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything All rolled into one Chorus: I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am This may mean You'll have to be a stronger man Rest assured that When I start to make you nervous And I'm going to extremes Tomorrow I will change And today won't mean a thing
Chorus
Just when you think, you got me figured out The season's already changing I think it's cool, you do what you do And don't try to save me
Chorus
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees When you hurt, when you suffer I'm your angel undercover I've been numb, I'm revived Can't say I'm not alive You know I wouldn't want it any other way
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